: Yesterday I happened to get stuck in an elevator alone with my shitty ex-girlfriend who just glared at me the whole time. Am I shittier, however, for fake texting to avoid confrontation? For perspective: she broke up with me the week before winter formal because I didn't love Jesus. AND she lied about liking Dads.
dude fake text your way out of anything
Anonymous: What's the original mayonaisse anon story? I don't know it and I feel left out :(
i don’t even remember at this point but i think it was something like she dug a dude and they both didn’t like mayo and then the dude stopped digging her and i said maybe he started liking mayo
Anonymous: if you're the kind of person who can't stand not having headphones on you most of the time, what do you do when you lose possibly your best pair of headphones, it's 1:14 AM, and you got places to be in a couple of hours that'll bore you if you don't have your handy dandy headphones on them? Silly question, but it's something.
dude listen to the nature around you
Anonymous: Okay wait, about the pizza hing. What did Scott end up doing with it? Like did he pay for it or did he just send them away or? surely he mustve found out? hahah that's hilarious though
(for back story the story is that Derrick from TWIABP called dominoes and had them deliver a pizza to Scott’s house without him knowing it.)
He paid for it and ate it
Anonymous: I'm not going to my senior prom. Did you guys go to prom? Was it a mistake to not go? I just don't like dancing and spending a lot of money on things I don't like.
I went to prom and it was eh, scott didn’t go and it was eh
Anonymous: are you gonna ship out what was ordered today before going on tour? - moms
we’ve got a dude working on shipping out your orders while we are away (my own dad)
Anonymous: Grunt Work. Bledfest. Please.
already playing it in the set ;)